Author: DREW VENTURA

Drew Ventura is the only person responsible (fortunately) for permanencescience.com. He is a creative writer.

I’m going visit my parents and watch the Spurs-Heat game. We’ll spend some quality family-time together in front of the boob-tube…

   

When the mountain’s too high sometimes the mountain will come down for us…

      Oh, the nice Christian boy!                                                                                                             He’s so sweet!                                                                                                                                   ‘Cept when he talks about justice, and Judgment Day                                                              Just a nice Christian boy…                                                                                                              He’s too deep! Yes, the mountain’s too tall!                                                                                                              It’s way too tall!                                                                                                                                  And we’re so small… But when the mountain’s too high                                                                                           sometimes the mountain will                                                                                                       come down for us    

“My patient’s the most stubborn…troublemaking…” the doctor complained. “Maybe,” agreed the pharmacist. “But are you sure you want to prescribe her all THAT!” “Are you kidding?” the doctor said. “It’s for ME!”

“My dog opens doors,” the Judge said. “But he doesn’t close them behind him,” he sighed. “But he probably learned that from his master…”