Baby Ducks in a Row

 

But are they cute-enough to stop rush-hour traffic on the New Jersey Turnpike? You bet they are.

That’s what happened the other day. And it wasn’t the first time. And it won’t be the last.

I was in a line of traffic on the New Jersey Turnpike in the Meadowlands when a mother duck led her tiny ducklings onto the highway. I stopped, impulsively, and looked around at the other vehicles, and they slowed down. Then, I think I blew my horn when a tractor-trailer truck was rolling right towards them. He stopped. I got out and started yelling at the duck family to get off the highway. Another man was out there and I think the tractor-trailer driver was there, too. Three of us, men were yelling and clapping our hands and crawling under vehicles to get those ducks off the highway and back into the nearby water. The little ducks were panicking, and the last one – I think it was the runt – was so confused it spun around in a circle and fell over.

Eventually, the three of us got the ducks off the Turnpike and into Meadowlands water area and I ran back to my vehicle. None of the rush-hour commuters blew their horns. I waved to them, and smiled like a fool. But it wasn’t so foolish. Not really.

 

 

By DREW VENTURA

Drew Ventura is the only person responsible (fortunately) for permanencescience.com. He is a creative writer.

63 comments

  1. Pingback: oxycodone 30mg
  2. Pingback: play
  3. Pingback: ufabet789
  4. Pingback: Shinkolite
  5. Pingback: 123bet
  6. Pingback: vegus666
  7. Pingback: sextoy
  8. Pingback: plinko-igra.com
  9. Pingback: click here to read
  10. Pingback: ufa11k
  11. Pingback: Werewolf\'s Hunt
  12. Pingback: Aviator
  13. Pingback: Ubet89
  14. Pingback: cam models
  15. Pingback: thailand tattoo
  16. Pingback: Nexus Market
  17. Pingback: HGH For Men
  18. Pingback: Herstel burnout
  19. Pingback: som777
  20. Pingback: kayak
  21. Pingback: naga356
  22. Pingback: qiuqiu99
  23. Pingback: ayawaska tea

Comments are closed.