First, the Check Brake dashboard light came on. Then it went off. Then it came on, again. I tried putting the parking brake on and then the car alarm went off. My car is a chamber of horrors…

 

Real monsters: cancer, earthquakes, lay-offs – we don’t need the fake kind…

I survived a root canal the other day. The dental assistant said, “You were good!” I said, “Because you guys did well, I did well!” And she said, “We’re a team!”

Here’s a secret: never look at the needles.

 

I love the team I’m on
because I love the leader
His is the only way
because he gives completely

No one else is perfect
and no one else saved my life
No one else is worth it
’cause no one else gave his life

I love the team I’m on
because I love the leader
His is the only way
because he gives completely

No one else is caring
and no one else prays for you
No one else is daring
’cause no one else paid your dues

I love the team I’m on
because I love the leader
His is the only way
because he gives completely

So, I’m always staying close
and we’re rubbing shoulders
as the world is getting old
and the world’s grown colder

No one else is smarter
and no one else paved the road
No one else is harder
’cause no one else takes our load

I love the team I’m on
because I love the leader
His is the only way
because he gives completely

Because I love the captain
because he makes stuff happen

 

 

By DREW VENTURA

Drew Ventura is the only person responsible (fortunately) for permanencescience.com. He is a creative writer.

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