Woo! Halloween is scary and fun. But if you want a real scare, ask someone to wallpaper a room with you. You’ll see how scary things get. And if they actually DO help you, they’ll complain so much you’ll wish you’d have done it yourself…
Dear sister, I’m patient with you, and it’s a miracle
We’re not alone in the universe, you know
as evidenced by how we spend our time…
Who you hang around with is who you’re like
By DREW VENTURA
Drew Ventura is the only person responsible (fortunately) for permanencescience.com. He is a creative writer.
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